86 definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Portly

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 26, 2019

Alcoholics anonymous

A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.

Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Grope cunt Lane

Grope cunt lane. The old name of a laneway London.

A politically correct dickhead changed a lane's name in London, from Grope cunt lane. What next change pussy lake, into lame lake?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 27, 2019

CIA

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2020

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020