16 definitions by Holden McCrank

caps

n. bullets

Let's peel some caps back, yo.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

dutch wife

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003

G and L

n. Abbreviation of "gambled and lost." Refers to fart that comes out with a little something extra.

After that burrito, I figured I had a G and L coming on; I went for it and lost.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

poony

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 8, 2003

stanky

n. syn. for vagina

I'm going to get some stanky on my hang-low.

by Holden McCrank February 1, 2003

ankle

Extremely bitchy or useless woman. So-called because an ankle is two feet lower than a cunt.

Fuckin' ankle just cut me off!

by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003