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a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites
me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard
if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
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Canada's third official supervillain (second being hand sanitizer man and the first being peepeepoopoo man), the Trash man throws trash over people's fences into their backyards whenever he wants to whoever he wants with seemingly no motive other than to piss people off. Witnesses report seeing him wearing a disposable face mask and a pair of blue sunglasses along with a green baseball cap, it is thought that he wears these to conceal his identity. As of typing this the trash man has not been identified
tim: WHO THE FUCK THREW TRASH INTO MY BACKYARD

tom: must have been the trash man
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do
help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
by Hehe I cheated March 09, 2021
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