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when you take a shit and then leave it out in the sun until it dries and becomes hard. then you proceed to beat your woman with it until she cries. Then you use her tears as lubrecant and bust in her eye.
I mississauga booty called her so badly it made my horney.
by Hank Faggot April 16, 2008
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