14 definitions by Gummer Stumps
A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by Gummer Stumps November 22, 2010
The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
by Gummer Stumps November 22, 2010
as in liposuction i.e. the removal of fat but used in regards to the removal or draining of fact and or substance from any given situation.
"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."
"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"
"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"
"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"
"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"
"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
by Gummer Stumps October 08, 2010
A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.
Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.
Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.
2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
1. Walked on the bus today and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes
2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?
2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
plural murakins
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
I'm a murakin and we don't do it that way.
How much is that in a murakin dollars?
Don't you people speak a murakin?
How much is that in a murakin dollars?
Don't you people speak a murakin?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
plural ex-bennies
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.
Great weekend, had the ex-benny over for lunch, she spent the weekend if you know what I mean.
It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?
It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

