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A car that came ten years too late to have any lasting impact on the motoring world.
Auction on e-bay for enzo- $1 million

Auction in London for XJ220- £120,000 ($200,000)

Auction on Ebay for F40- £276,000 ($350,000 approx.)

The Jaguar is 1/5 of the price, better looking, faster and generally cooler. There isn't a substitute in the same price range (or many in higher ranges) for the SuperJag. The enzo barely manages to compete with the XJ220 despite being McLaren F1 price.
by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004
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Mild entertainment to pass the time.
I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
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A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.
Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Bland czech beer that really defines cat piss. An example of how americanization and advertising can over-come the fact it is approx. 0.0000000000000001% alcohol.
Damn that shit was sad. Get me some amber nectar!
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.
Nike shox are like putting a couple of cats under my feet.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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A type of wigga found around London who pretend to be Jamacian. Usually think they are some sort of expert fightrer and will always be spewing some braggadoccio about who they knifed last week, who sucked their dick, or other falsified shit. Will die in poverty, while the real rude-boys will be happy with their bitches and riches.
Look! A 14 year old rudeboy! Lets go and steal his fake gold...
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.
T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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