12 definitions by Graven Sevagorn
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
acronym
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.
3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.
3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Jenna: Penny, I have a problem.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.
When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.
When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

