One who sucks his own dick every single day, since he's not able to get fucked by the dicks he fantasises of.
Also, this man suffers from a short dick disease, making it nearly impossible for him to bring his mouth close to his dick. Still, he doesn't give up easily and uses his tongue to lick off his cum.
Very determined short-dick guy
Nowadays you look pretty much different, bro...like, in a bad way, fella.
Guess you're turning into a freakin' Lari.
Eww!!!