1 definition by Gently Johnny
A slang word used by marketing or advertising scumbags meaning "market" or "bunch of people with money for the milking".
Bill Hicks: By the way, if any of you guys are in advertising or marketing, kill yourselves... this is not a joke; suck a tailpipe, borrow a gun from a yank friend, I dont care, just rid the world of your evil fucking machinations.
Marketors: Oh, you know what Bills doing, hes going for that anti-marketing dollar! Thats a good market, hes very smart
Bill: Goddamn it, I am NOT doing that, you evil fucking scumbags!
Marketors: Ah, the righteous indignation dollar, big dollar, huge market - a lot of people are feeling that indignation; Bill's doing a good thing here.
Bill: God-damn it, I AM NOT DOING THAT, YOU SCUMBAGS! QUIT PUTTING A DOLLAR SIGN ON EVERY FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET!!!
Marketors: OOOOhhh, the anger dollar, Big numbers, HUGE! Huge in times of recession. A lot of people are angry at the moment, Bill's very smart, he's doing a good thing.
Bill (Exasperated): God, its like I'm caught in a web...
Marketors: Ah the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge market - we see from our research that large numbers of people feel trapped. If we were to play to them and separate them into the trapped dollar...
Marketors: Oh, you know what Bills doing, hes going for that anti-marketing dollar! Thats a good market, hes very smart
Bill: Goddamn it, I am NOT doing that, you evil fucking scumbags!
Marketors: Ah, the righteous indignation dollar, big dollar, huge market - a lot of people are feeling that indignation; Bill's doing a good thing here.
Bill: God-damn it, I AM NOT DOING THAT, YOU SCUMBAGS! QUIT PUTTING A DOLLAR SIGN ON EVERY FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET!!!
Marketors: OOOOhhh, the anger dollar, Big numbers, HUGE! Huge in times of recession. A lot of people are angry at the moment, Bill's very smart, he's doing a good thing.
Bill (Exasperated): God, its like I'm caught in a web...
Marketors: Ah the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge market - we see from our research that large numbers of people feel trapped. If we were to play to them and separate them into the trapped dollar...
by Gently Johnny November 19, 2008