101 definitions by Gary

A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.

Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.

by Gary December 26, 2003

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Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

by Gary November 24, 2003

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chugnut

fieces that still has visabel traces of food in it like small nuts and sweetcorn

i've just layed a chugnut

by Gary March 17, 2004

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bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by Gary December 02, 2003

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blarg

The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.

"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."

by Gary August 28, 2004

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blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

by Gary March 01, 2004

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beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.

hey how ya doing beastow ?

by Gary February 24, 2004

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