45 definitions by G. Thomas

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

In regards to comasturbation.

Adjective. Describes food that causes or inspires one to literally vomit, often because of being undercooked. Food may actually still taste good if eaten, but the result always returns to the top.

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.