10 definitions by Flådig Man

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The word that elementary school students use as slang for the word “dick”, also being used as a swear word when something bad happens.
“Hey Jacob, wanna play football?”

“Nah mate I’m gonna go to school soon”

“Already bye ya dingus
by Flådig Man January 25, 2021
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The Swedish word for Samhällsorienterande ämnen, in English its basically social studies, except your learning religion civics, and history at the same time.

its used excessively in Swedish school, and the reason we cram all these different lessions together is so that you dont have such
Hej Malte, har du hör att vi har en SO-prov på mondag?

Åh fan, jag har glömde att studera.
by Flådig Man March 01, 2021
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1. A person that is a citizen of Sweden, or is from there. (by bloodline at least.)

Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.

one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)

There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.

In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
French tourist: AH merde! you crashed in moi bicyclette!

average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.

French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!

Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!

French tourist: ...
by Flådig Man February 22, 2021
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