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To act like a deer that just got hit by a car looking for it’s mom in a grocery store

Guy: “Oh he looks like a euphirroporc.”

by FRIED NUJJETS October 11, 2018

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1. The stage when people reach their peak when under pressure by their school. 2. When people are tired and start ranting uncontrollably.

1. "Hey Billy, I think you're starting to reach valcatride during finals week..maybe you need a break."

2. Hey John, you seem like you need valcatride.."HONESTLY I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO LIKE JUST GET EVERYTHING OFF MY CHEST BECAUSE I JUST LIKE HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW CUZ I JUST DO."

by FRIED NUJJETS March 16, 2019

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shaffalafaggus

1. A word that people say when they stub their lower part of the body

2. A word that old people use to describe the younger generation

1. *stubs toe* "OH SHAFFALAFAGGUS!!!!!"
2. "You kids and your shaffalafaggus activities."

by FRIED NUJJETS October 06, 2018

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