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Alex is the dopest person in the world. If you find one of these rare people, you must cherish them as much as you can or they can get into a deep state of depression. 80% of the time they are the sweetest person in the world and is often looking for a lover. PLEAE LOVE YOUR ALEX!
Janit: You won’t believe what I found today?
TOMMY: what?
Janit: I found an Alex

TOMMY: No fuckin way!
Janit: He’s so sweet, and the other day he defended me against a group of rapists

TOMMY: You better love that Alex like there’s no tomorrow
Janit: I’ll love him till the day I die
by Enlarged Clit September 09, 2018

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Oh yuh is another way of saying Fuck yea. It is often used by the chillest people in the world
Jane: Want to beat up a 6 year old?
Alex: Oh yuh!
by Enlarged Clit September 09, 2018

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Meaning: Can I get Some Pussy. Usually used by men asking if they can get some “Pussy”
Alex: CIGSP
Girl: What does that mean??
Alex: Can I get pussy?
Girl: oh!! Anytime

Alex: Damn really. Ight bet
by Enlarged Clit September 10, 2018

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A cage is an object that is a small to medium box with bars on them. They are mostly used for those BLACKS. If they don’t pick your cotten, then put them in a cage.
Clayton: My slave didn’t pick up the 300 pounds of Cotten for the day
Tyre: Oh man. How dare that black
Clayton: I know right! I finna put him in a cage for 4 weeks
Tyre: You damn right you are
by Enlarged Clit September 09, 2018

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Adrian is a dickhead and nobody loves him. If you encounter an Adrian, you better treat him like shit. He mostly says gay ass shit and is annoying af!
Alex: Yo, I found an Adrian today
Peter: No way!?
Alex: I know right

Peter: Did you cut his dick off

Alex: No :( but I gave him my sandwich filled with my semen
Peter: LmfaooOooo
Alex: Heheh Imma frame him for rape next
by Enlarged Clit September 09, 2018

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