11 definitions by Engleflange McMangletrumpet

8
Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,
My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse
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9
An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump
The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter
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10
A pass around dirtbag slut that you and all your mates go through like a dose of salts, especially at parties. She's the one that gets left their for your mates Dad when everyones gone home. She'll do owt for cock.
Have u had a go of Mandy yet? Dirty little shuffletush is upstairs with 3 cocks hanging out of her. She loves being gang fucked until her arse bleeds and she's crammed full of jizz
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11
The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs
He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.
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