18 definitions by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.
Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 06, 2005
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This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.
She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 12, 2007
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A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.
Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.
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Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 11, 2005
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A slang expression for cocaine.
No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 03, 2005
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Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.
I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 13, 2007
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A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.
Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.
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