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We had broken up for good
Just an hour before
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing 'cross the floor
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the band slowed the tempo
And the music gets you down
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
It was the same old song
With a melancholy sound
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
We'd been living together for a million years
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing so slow
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Mm, now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
'Cause it's so easy to say
That she'll forget your past
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't, no, they don't, no no, uh-uh
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't

The Breakup Song
by Eliteshadow 2 August 16, 2021
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The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.
The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.
by Eliteshadow 2 February 28, 2021
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I’m talking about my crooked family. I would really like to get back at them. I really want to destroy everything about them. I want revenge on them. Do you understand?

I’ve been kept down for so long by them and it is time for me to get payback.

I want somebody to whack them. It could be someone in the government. I don’t care. I just want them dead.
They don’t deserve an advantage over me.
by Eliteshadow 2 May 20, 2021
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Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
by Eliteshadow 2 December 09, 2020
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They hate Cajun people and other Southerners just like the North
Canada is fucked, never aide these cowardly two faced people. Socialism is stupid
by Eliteshadow 2 November 23, 2020
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Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.
Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s
by Eliteshadow 2 November 23, 2020
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I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest
Can you send me money, UD Jews?
by Eliteshadow 2 May 13, 2021
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