Performing an "Aviator's Wipe" is when you lay on an airport runway butt naked after a poop waiting for an airplane to land on your ass crack. Airplane wheel in butt, highspeed wipe, intense tire and road burns, usually alot of blood.
"This is air traffic control, we seem to have an Aviator's Wipe on runway 6. Clean up crew be needed.
"Smells like burnt rubber out here.. what did somebody do?! An Aviator's Wipe??"
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aviator's wipe
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A "Whooma" is a special type of male nipple. For example.. about 4 peices of salami, 2 two peices of pepperoni, and a plastic bead stacked on each other with a piece of thick, cheap leather on top concluding be partially identical to what a "Whooma" looks like, a very large, fatty male nipple.
Example of use:
-His
Whooma's are so big, when you put lotion on them, they become a Slippin-Slide
-Jesus Christ that dude has a huge pair of Whooma's"
- Godzilla!!!!!!!!
To "perform" a Sailor's Wipe is to put a three barbed hook in your Cornhole. Then one jumps off the moving boat at full speed and gets dragged anus first having the water clean their dirty anus hole. (The hook needs to be attached to a deep sea fishing line to a rod securely fastened to the boat so ones "Sailor's Wipe" will be successful)
"Johnny, get the big hook. I need me a Sailor's Wipe after this mean turd I'm taking"
