That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
Buy a
strip club creep
mug!
