1 definition by El Maloso

morrowind

A "morrowind" is a person who has been playing morrowind for quite some time and is aquiring certain features and characteristics. Morrowinds often dwell in cold dark rooms in fine garmets. The are really into having class or being "high quality". Morrowinds also refuse to take off there shoes no matter where they are at. Morrowinds like thier alone time in the dark away from everything except their computer. They really enjoy fine alchohalic beverages such as a nice cold glass of brandy. All Morrowinds are atheists, no matter what. They have no emotions, they wouldnt shed a damn tear if there loved ones perished. Morrowinds will never get "grudgy" or dirty. They are ruthless motherfuckers at times. Most morrowinds are reported drug addicts/ alchohalics. They age really quick and can grow beards at early ages.

Drew: What are we doing today bro?

Morrowind: I need a damn stiff drink.

Drew: What? No way.

Morrowind: Give me my brandy.



Roger: Whats that music?

Morrowind: Its Satans music..

Roger: Your a fucking morrowind



Charlie: Your friend sandra has died

Morrowind: Oh..

Charlie: You okay bro? you dont seem upset

Morrowind: I would never shed a damn tear for her..

by El Maloso March 25, 2009