The sexual act of rubbing your feces into the others' urethra, then farting in each others eyes
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The group act of ejaculating into a deep dish pizza crust, mixing it together and passing it around a circle, chugging a mouthful each, as a form of male bonding.
Guy 1 - "Hey guys, things have been kind of awkward between us, we should totally have a Shmorf Bucket. That'll totally bring us together"
Guy 2 - "Isn't that kinda gay?"
Guy 1 - "Fuck off you homophobe"
The act of rubbing two flacid penises together until minor friction burn occurs, then, using the semen from the ensuing orgasms to provide a cooling effect on the afflicted area.
Guy 1: "I really think our relationship is at a standstill. I don't think there's anything we can do to fix it..."
Guy 2: "Unless...You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Simultaneously: "CABLE DU GRAS ???"
The act of rubbing two flacid penises together until minor friction burn occurs, then, using the semen from the ensuing orgasms to provide a cooling effect on the afflicted area.
Guy 1: "I really think our relationship is at a standstill. I don't think there's anything we can do to fix it..."
Guy 2: "Unless...You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Simultaneously: "CABLE DU GRAS ???"
