1997 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

1989
A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.
Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.
by Eaton Holgoode January 06, 2018
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1990
To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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1991
Lavishly wooly, bushy, 1970’s style pussy hair.
Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!

Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.

An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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1992
Reference to a good girl that swallows the man yogurt and gives head the proper way to completion. A cum loving slut.

May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.
Rachel is a yogurt bowl.

I told her to open her yogurt bowl wide cause it was bout to be filled.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
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1993
The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.
She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018
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1994
When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.
I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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1995
Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.
I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.

All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
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