21 definitions by EarRape Fan

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One of the main reasons why I can't use the computer.
Me: *goes to my room* Finally finished school, now I can pl...
Younger brother: YES A HEADSHOT!!!
Me: Can I use the computer already? You've been playing CS:GO for like 5 ho...
The bro: SHUT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING ASKING AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!! *continues playing*
Me: k
by EarRape Fan April 18, 2021
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why tf did you search this? go play minecraft or something.
Person: Hey, maybe we should play basketball?
Me: why, I have played it too much times.
Person: Then how about fortnite?
Me: nah maybe I will search `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/*-789+4561230.
Person: ...
by EarRape Fan February 21, 2021
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Another form of boredom by typing the letter and their postions in alphabet like "a1" ("A" is the first letter in alphabet so I put "1" after the "A").
Bored person: I'm bored so I'm going to look up a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8i9j10k11l12m13n14o15p16q17r18s19t20u21v22w23x24y25z26 on Urban Dictionary.
by EarRape Fan March 06, 2021
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1: The main reason why prices of GPU and other things are rising fucking high (Especially in Poland, Europe).

2: A bullshit type of school where you have to stare at screen for 7 hours and break your eyes with it. The teachers can also give you homework without information (Example: you end online school, you go sleep and eat dinner before, they proceed to send you homework when you are sleeping WITHOUT ANY FUCKING INFORMATION).
1.

(November 20)
Some polish guy: Nice, the new geforce RTX 2060 is only 1400 PLN. It will be my new birthday gift for 2021.

=== 2 MONTHS LATER ===

This guy again: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID NEW PRICE, MAKING IT COST 2900 NOW, FUCK THAT, THIS IS GOING RIDICULOUS.

=== My predictions (hope the prices will go down): July 2021 ===

Guy again: MAN, I THOUGHT FEBRUARY WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LAPTOP PRICES, COMMON LAPTOPS COST 8000 PLN SHIT MAN, AT LEAST FEBRUARY I COULD GET A GOOD ONE FOR 3000 PLN, NOW IM JUST FUCK A MONEY IN THE ASS THEN SOMEHOW CAN BUT SOME INTEL CELERON SHIT FOR LIKE 10000.

=== Still predicting: New year 2022 ===

Guy: *searches in google why the prices went up, especially for computers*
Google: *shows "cuz of online school, now gifts can go fuck off to shops back"
Guy: Of course online school. Of course.

2.

Me: Finally, the school is over for today! Time to sleep!
*Sleeps*
Teacher: *sends 100 pages of homework, expires in next day*

=== 6 hours later ===

Me: *goes to laptop to check if something happened* Fuck.

=== 1 hour later ===

Teacher: Hello, today we are going to learn algebra!
*selects random person for homework check* Tell me what is the answer of 36(34+56)-32?
Me: ...
Teacher: No? K then, more homework as a punishment.
Me: *turns mic off* Fuck online school.
by EarRape Fan February 21, 2021
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The act of skipping last letter bar on keyboard.

It is usually written by bored people.
Grounded kid: I'm bored and my parents aren't home so I'm going to look up qwertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbn in Urban Dictionary.
by EarRape Fan March 10, 2021
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