3 definitions by Duce's Liver

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High-powered, cheap source of booze-based amusement when one has only thirty dollars until payday. Seven dollars buys a lot of time-killing fun.
All I had for entertainment was a newspaper and three forty ounce bottles of malt liquor. It was a great day nonetheless.
by Duce's Liver October 22, 2005
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Urban Bourbon is malt liquor, high-powered fortified wine, or a highly-sweetend malt-based alcoholic beverage. Generally inexpensive, these products provide a high level of "buzz satisfaction" at the expense of quality, price., and lack of next-day hangover. Generally, malt liquor is the most popular beverage, but fortified wines take a close second.
"We bought da urban bourbon from Saddiq a-wearin' da turban. Da nex mornin' we were learnin' as our stomachs began a churnin'".
by Duce's Liver November 02, 2005
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"Duce's Juice" can be attributed to El Duce, the alcoholic drummer and vocalist of the Mentors, a Metal/Punk band. The Mentors gained fame in the 1980s for their lyrics which usually dealt with sex and heavy alcohol/drug use. El Duce was quite fond of Malt Liquour. In one "zine" interview, he claimed to have consumed 18 forty ounce containers of Malt Liquor in a sitting. In April 1997, he was hit and killed by a train, while apparently intoxicated.
Friday after work, I went to my local liquor store to get three forties of Duce's Juice. It only cost me eight bucks and within two hours, I was figuratively flying over my damn house.
by Duce's Liver November 05, 2005
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