9 definitions by Dr. Mung

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A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.
Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.
by Dr. Mung May 09, 2004
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