16 definitions by Dr. Johnson

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

The mythical land one visits when indulging in LSD.

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)

Acronym for Hope You Get Laid

A fond wish you give to someone as you're saying goodbye.

Acronym for Overwhelming Feelings Of Concern.

Pronounced "Oh, Fuck"

What a douche says about their significant other instead of using the L word. (Love)

OFOC means I like you but not enough to invoke the L word.

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.

A person you have befriended via electronic communications, most commonly email but can include MMORPGs, MPOGs, Web Blogs, mail lists or Instant Message systems.