1) A strange woman with dodgy post-op transexual breasts and teracotta orange skin. She is famous in the U.K for...um...well, nothing. She was also publicly excluded from Jade Goody's funeral and was divorced by Peter Andre.
2) A Chavvy woman who is trying to be glamourous, but ultimately fails and ends up looking even more trashy.
3) A young girl who mistakenly believes that slutty=mature.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that twelve year old girl walk by with heels and makeup on?
Girl 2: I know! What a Katie Price!