1 definition by Doctor/Captain Hank M. Rescue

A phenomena that has infected much of today's youth and other innocents into acting like the typical nigger. Symptoms include: Listening to rap, wearing pants that show underwear, obsessing over pricey sneakers, playing basketball, stealing items from stores or homes, dancing like a retard, using the nigger's dialect, misusing the word nigger (heard as "nigga") as a "friendly" term among peers, graffiti, gay bashing, disloyalty to cops, and misogyny. This is a very lethal infestation, known causes of death being drug overdose, gunshot wounds, and high blood pressure (from eating all that chicken and waffles). This plague is not limited to blacks, one famous example being Eminem, a very dangerous white infectee orwigger. The Black Plague is typically distributed by rap and peer influence. The infectees have distinct appearances that separate them from model citizens: "chains," cornrows, hoodies, pricey sneakers, drooping pants, and a monkey-like walk. Redzones for most of those with the plague are Georgia, D.C., New York, Alabama, Louisiana, and the west coast of the U.S., but in reality, the infestation is not limited to one specific place. Known ways of repelling the Black Plague carriers are donning police uniforms, carrying around job applications, avoiding conversation with the infectees, and being within bounds of police stations, colleges, and courthouses. There is no way to rid of the Black Plague, but all we can do is hope that the plague dies over time.