54 definition by Dirty Sanchez

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.
"I'm going to play my pink oboe"
by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

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its the hole in your gut ... aka your belly button
"Don't make stick you in the Gut Hole!!"
by Dirty Sanchez February 28, 2004

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Of extremely weak nature.
Your new spectacles are smace
by Dirty Sanchez April 02, 2003

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A female golfer who is addicted to lesbian sex.
If Rosie golfed, she'd be a Gyke.
by Dirty Sanchez August 01, 2003

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A penis that is exremely short and humungusly wide, in otehr words a 2x6
Tyler Burke had a huge hairy meaty CHODE and Tom Dunn likes to lick it and smack his genitalia against it during intercoucre while Blake laughs and shoots them with pellet guns, all the while Ms. V looks at tehm with her eyes on her backside hairs.
by Dirty Sanchez February 18, 2003

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Tree. An object in which you hail three times a day for thirty seconds at a time.
This morning I hailed my tree
by Dirty Sanchez July 16, 2004

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A hairy piece of crap made from the inner reaches of a man/woman's bowels that has been removed by using the hands in a sweeping motion.
Ryan Gorham meatloafed a fatty from his sister.
by Dirty Sanchez August 01, 2003

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