21 definitions by Dirty Chaos

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When she's giving you a BJ and you pull out and bust all over her face spraying it side to side as if extinguishing a fire.
Rob: bro did she swallow?
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished

Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out
by Dirty Chaos August 08, 2016
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16
When a thot is also an overweight person.
Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah
by Dirty Chaos March 23, 2017
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When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.
Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy
by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017
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18
When someone is always a cunt on the internet.
Paul is always pissing people off on the internet. He's such an intercunt
by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016
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When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.
Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face
by Dirty Chaos July 06, 2016
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When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.
Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017
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When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos March 20, 2018
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