Dick Hertz's definitions

bando

a munging twinkie, who toss's his moms salad

"kung-fu"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

Terrance and Phillip

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park

"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

kippow

a kid who cant say his r's

"wealy wex, i weally like you"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

koo sisters

Asian women generally and Japanese women specifically. From the observation that most Japanese female names end in "ko." (Michiko, Keiko, Mitsuko, Fumiko, Emiko, Hanako, Naoko, Yuriko, etc.)

I didn't think about attending this college until I noticed how many really hot koo sisters there were on campus.

by Dick Hertz May 8, 2003