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A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.
"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."
by David Bowie's pants February 01, 2010
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