69 definitions by Davedale

Assgazler

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Masscrackaloder

Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.

That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses she’s beginning to look two demensional

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Buttangler

Someone with a compulsive tendency to grope butts.

That buttangler grabbed my ass , and I’m a dude so, ... too weird ..

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.

We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen

by Davedale July 20, 2019

Queefsnagler

A person who fetishizes queefs to the point of burying his face in the perineun as they are let and snarfs the emissions like a loud raspberry on a baby’s stomach .

I know this queefsnagler who almost got asphyxiated as he snarfed the gash of this queef monster he’s dating

by Davedale July 21, 2019

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 26, 2019

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 20, 2019