38 definitions by Dako123
by Dako123 June 12, 2024
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded. Opposingfork got bored and so he watched porn, his mom came in his room and saw the unspeakable moment when fork let it all out, he lost his edging streak on his mom, what a predicament, anyways now fork is in the gulag serving time for crimes he commited in the mongolian era. sad story
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded oh no!
by Dako123 August 7, 2024
OpposingFork's True Identity is that hes actually not syrian, now you may be surprised but........................ He showed very good proof hes white, but how could that be syrians are mostly brown and fork is white?! He showed undeniable proof, he cant be lying, so he must be the cat nerd pfp snund wasabi guy's secret lost half brother, snund wasabi guy's mother made out with the white neighbour and forky was born, then he was abandoned at a near syrian refugee facility, then was adopted by a syrian family! They have a very brotherly connection so that must be the case.
by Dako123 October 31, 2023
So one time i tought deeply about That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing so i really tought but i forgot about what he did, so i went to the supermarket to buy local syrian produce. Sadly i didint find anything remotely resembling opposingfork heritage so i think fork did a thing but i cant really remember what he did.
Player 1: half life is crazy u gotta try it!
Dako: That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing
Player 2: interesting take on an alternate history dakor maybe you can elaborate on opposingfork's agricultural policies during that time
Dako: That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing
Player 2: interesting take on an alternate history dakor maybe you can elaborate on opposingfork's agricultural policies during that time
by Dako123 August 11, 2024
OpposingFork's First Day Of NNN. Fork always failed nnn, he didint even last 2 minutes last year because of cocomelon, but this year he plans to last 2 whole days, yes it may be a lot for him but he will try, he deleted youtube kids, blocked cocomelon and locked his 5 year old sister in the basement, now hes ready for nnn. It was 1 november, fork woke up and brushed his teeth then ate bad sandwich, then went to school, there he saw many hot babes but he didint give up. When he went home he got on discord and chatted for 8 hours, the day was almost over but when he was playing minecraft he saw a baby villager and accidentally nutted all over his phone, o no he lost NOOOOO. Hes very happy he lasted so many hours at least.
by Dako123 November 1, 2023
OpposingFork's School, is like an american school but instead of school slutty girls that wear their skirts to short and gay TikTok boys make gifs, they enjoy opposingfork's tiktok gifs full of enjoyability and entertainment
by Dako123 August 16, 2024
OpposingFork's School, is like an american school but instead of school shooting, there is school bombing. You can bomb the toilets and no one will care. Fork likes bombing the school occasionally on boring classes, but he usually pays attention and never bombs the teachers on fridays. His classmates join the bombing because they like it when a toilet with a mean teacher on it goes boom.
by Dako123 October 31, 2023