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when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
by Da Sperminator April 18, 2011
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(n.) the supreme ruler of all mortal bros.
"My name is Brozymandias, bro of bros
Look upon my kegs, ye Mighty, and despair!"
-P. B. Shelley, Bromantic Era poet
"My name is Brozymandias, bro of bros
Look upon my kegs, ye Mighty, and despair!"
-P. B. Shelley, Bromantic Era poet
Guy 1: "Did you hear Levi bonged a fifth?"
Guy 2: "I heard. Dude is insane!"
Guy 1: "No, he is Brozymandias!"
Guy 2: "I heard. Dude is insane!"
Guy 1: "No, he is Brozymandias!"
by Da Sperminator February 23, 2011
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Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
by Da Sperminator April 18, 2011
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(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.
Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"
by Da Sperminator February 07, 2011
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by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.
Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
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Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011
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