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an expression of utmost surprise, confusion, frustration, amazement, terror, or delight; often abrieviated as OMF, it is far more powerful than OMG; made famous by George Clooney in the film BURN AFTER READING.
Guy 1- "I just watched APOCALYPSE NOW."
Guy 2- "Oh sweet, dude! What did you think?"
Guy 1- "Oh my fuck!"
Guy 2- "Oh sweet, dude! What did you think?"
Guy 1- "Oh my fuck!"
by Da Sperminator January 31, 2011
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(n.) any unusually difficult workout for a sport; often the coach's only means of palliation to his or her team is to provide pizza afterward.
Coach- "Get some good sleep tonight, boys. You'll need it for tomorrow."
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
Guy 1- "Oh shit, looks like Coach is planning a pizza party for us."
Guy 2- "Fuck a duck man, I can't run any more laps!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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(n.) a swarm of gnats, proving so vexatious as to warrant a comparison to the totalitarian regime of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi).
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
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(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.
Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"
by Da Sperminator February 17, 2011
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Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
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