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A college policy which says that it's a crime for a man under 6 feet tall to even look at a girl

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Title IX! Call the police! This manlet is sexually harassing me!

by D Flawless October 08, 2020

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A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

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Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

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Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life

girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy

by D Flawless October 14, 2020

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Sneakyfuck

When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!

I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!

by D Flawless May 06, 2018

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Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

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