88 definitions by D Flawless

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A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl
Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.
by D Flawless February 23, 2020
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A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 02, 2020
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Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard
Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name
by D Flawless September 03, 2020
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When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 02, 2020
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When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game
Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight
by D Flawless January 04, 2020
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What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes
Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!
by D Flawless October 08, 2020
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