88 definitions by D Flawless
Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.
by D Flawless February 23, 2020
A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 02, 2020
Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name
by D Flawless September 03, 2020
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 02, 2020
by D Flawless October 08, 2020
When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game
Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks
Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight
Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight
by D Flawless January 04, 2020
by D Flawless October 08, 2020

