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A pecan (pronounced puh-cawn) is a type of hickory nut grown in the South and in Mexico.
A pecan is never produced like pee-can. Reserve that term to refer to a can that you urinate in.
by Cranberry Bob February 15, 2020
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The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.
If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.
by Cranberry Bob January 06, 2020
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A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.
A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.
by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2020
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A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.
We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.
by Cranberry Bob February 07, 2020
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When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.
Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.
by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020
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In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.
Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.
by Cranberry Bob February 07, 2020
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To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.
Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.
by Cranberry Bob December 04, 2019
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