76 definitions by Cranberry Bob

gyp jigger

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

by Cranberry Bob February 13, 2020

A lid is a poor amateur radio operator; one who grossly does not follow the rules.

Jack's operator skills can be best described as a lid.

by Cranberry Bob June 19, 2020

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

by Cranberry Bob November 27, 2019

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.

Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.

by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021

In naval usage, a crow is the eagle on the petty officer insignia.

I got rated and got my crow.

by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2020

Sentinel rain is the first few drops that precede a real rain storm when one is unexpected.

While walking, I felt some sentinel rain; that told me it was time to tootle on home.

by Cranberry Bob October 27, 2020

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019