1 definition by Cpt.SusPudz

A goofy sticky fingered, meth addicted, cop calling failure of a mother who plays the hero role by taking in stray Junkies just to steal anything of value that they own over a period of time. Finally, she blows up over some bull shit reason that she herself had fabricated and calls the cops in hopes that her guests get arrested and she can keep and sell all their belongings.