1 definition by Coolest Bitch EVER!!!

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a kid with a small penis who thinks he is bomb... he is a total loser who thinks he is better than everyone else and goes and pisses at everyone for something that goes wrong in his life... he has the penis the size of a pea and is a total loser who got 2 girlfriends and treats them like shit... he has fake muscles, but thinks he is cooler than everyone else...
That douche over there must be a Caldon. He has the smallest penis ever and treated my girl like shit!
by Coolest Bitch EVER!!! April 19, 2012

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