3 definitions by Clutchmaster P

hugecumber

A large, large dick. Typically longer than 12 inches. Reminds people of Anaconda.

Sylvie ran for cover when she saw Prashant's hugecumber. It was reminiscent of a scene from the movie Anaconda.

by Clutchmaster P April 12, 2008

philoma

A well known seductress of Taiwanese origin, known for her willingness to try new things. Among many, many, other things, Philoma is known to have a liking for weeping Russian Dragon Tears, wearing the Taiwanese Space Helmet, receiving the Armenian Noodle Drip, riding the good 'ol Singapore Subway, walking down the Chicago Concrete Jungle, and partaking in a Japanese Devil Dog. The worst thing about it all is Philoma is not a fan of condoms, she prefers to go to the Oakland Soup Kitchen.

I can't use the bathroom, I forgot how to after being with Philoma for so long.

by Clutchmaster P April 12, 2008

Seun

Unclutch, as in when someone cannot come through in the clutch

"Man, that kicker missed that last second 15 yard field goal, he's so Seun." Person 1
"Yeah, thats very Seun" Person 2

by Clutchmaster P August 26, 2006