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A combination of squirt, and whip.

When you nut into a hollow cylinder, and freeze it overnight. The nut will slightly harden, and feel as if it was licorice. You can then use your new squip, and hit every hoe in town
"I just made the longest squip!"
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by Cjfalz March 21, 2020

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slimey brown nut butt
poop
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by Cjfalz February 15, 2020

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by Cjfalz December 31, 2019

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HOW IS THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT INVISIBLE OH MY GOD AM I GOING BLIND OR IS THIS BLACK MAGIC SHIT GUYS PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU CAN SEE WINDOWS BECAUSE I CANT OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
WHY IS IT INVISIBLE WINDOWS ARE WEIRD FUCK
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shlorp shlorp shlorp oh yea yea oh yea yea mama baby succy poopoo diadoo elmo has a big red cock babbbo bobba pepe gogo power shlop vagina flaps that have been stretched to 43285467 feet in diameter pepepepepepepepe dodoo hole is oh yea baby suck suck shlorp shlorp baby mommy sucky knob winky female bigfoot starts jerking my ween and gives me a huge nobber REPETION TITTY TIME
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Boobs that have no nipples, and/or are often more squarical than spherical.
Person 1: Ugh, you are dating Hannah?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Ew she has oobies
by Cjfalz December 31, 2019

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