yunoslavia

A multi-ethnic land west of Patrickstan ruled by Marshall Yuno. Marshall Yuno maintains order in his country with policies that are tough but fair and pursues an independent foreign policy.
Yunoslavia has yet to return Patrickstani secret agents who were caught at the border. The agents were found after they had spent several hours pogoing in front of at 10 ft. security fence in a sad attempt to jump it.
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bean trees

Everyone ought to read the "Bean Trees". Kingsolver tells it like it is!
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005
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Don Juan

"Don Juan" is a satiric poem, written by British poet Lord Byron (1788-1824). He wrote the poem between 1818-1819 and dedicated it to Robert Southey (who was Poet Laureate). The legend surrounding the character of Don Juan extends beyond Byron's poem.
"Don Juan" is truly one of Bryon's greatest poetic achievements. Sadly, the rustics that I taught could not even pronounce the title correctly, let alone grasp its meaning.
by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005
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