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A dirty Jordon is when you intentionally eat a large amount of diarrhetics so when your boyfriend pulls out of you ass, you explosive shit all over him uncontrollably.
Jordon met this guy online who wouldn’t leave him alone so he met up with him and gave him a Dirty Jordon.
by Chicken Helmet April 21, 2020

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When you haven’t shaved your vagina in months and it looks a jungle that Tarzan would be scared of.
We were going to have sex until she pulled her pants down and it looked like a dirty Jen down there.
by Chicken Helmet April 21, 2020

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When you mouth off to some guy to get his attention and when he walks over you ghost him.
Hey boy, you fine! Oh no, I didn’t mean come over here. Damn, you pulled a Dirty Lesa on me!
by Chicken Helmet April 24, 2020

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