41 definitions by Char H

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

The act of masturbating by a male.

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.