Char H's definitions

claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

by Char H January 11, 2006

floam

A type of messy, airy turd that is kind of foamy...not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.

"I don't know what I ate last night, but I have floam, really bad!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

brefkast

Breakfast. I have known a couple of people that are normally well-spoken who just have, for whatever reason, an inability to properly say the work "breakfast".

"Lets go get some brefkast."

by Char H January 8, 2006

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.

"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"

by Char H January 8, 2006

cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.

"That cornpone was some hot shit!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

eichano

An exclamation of startled or pained suprise.
The proper pronunciation has most of the emphasis on the first sylable with a slight pause before saying the remainder of the word (EI-chano!)
Alternate spelling: ichano

Guy 1: "I just ran over your dog."
Guy 2: "EICHANO!"

by Char H January 7, 2006