A phenomena of increased temperature that Bush has blamed on terrorists
. Because it is terrorists fault that the average SUV gets 8 miles to the gallon and the average American is too lazy to walk 2 blocks to burger king. In response, one of the top priorities of the War on Terror is to stop these damn carbon producing terrorists from continually screwing up our country and our O-zone.
Our best terrorist plan yet Osama; global warming. Let's let those ignorant Americans kill themselves by overusing their resources and not giving a s*** about the environment. A-LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!