Not to be confused with Kurt.
He is an entity from Marvel Universe and whoever wields the Hammer of Kuurth is gonna turn into him. Kuurth is currently called as the "Breaker of Stone."
Cain Marko is the prominent wielder of his Hammer and gained the name Juggernaut. Cain is mostly known to be a powerhouse villain to X-Men.
Person 1: Juggernaut is so badass.
Person 2: I agree, he has the powers of Kuurth, Breaker of Stone.
P1: Did you mean Kurt? His father's name is Dr. Kurt Marko.
P2: I mean K-U-U-R-T-H. It's a coincidence that Kuurth sounds like his father's first name.
A decent website that researches memes, the users can submit the memes they found and milk them properly.
However, it became a cesspool after most users shove politics and dramas everywhere which is a real dick move.
Person 1: I can't understand this meme.
Person 2: Check KnowYourMeme, then.
P1: No, that website became plagued with annoying people.
P2: Fine, I'll tell it myself.
The cursed Weeb meme that ever existed on Christmas. It is more popular than Digimon's Jingle Bells version which is "Karaku Hayaku" instead of "Padoru Padoru."
Comparison of Lyrics:
Digimon: "HASHIRE SORI YO, KAZE NO YOU NI, YUKI NO NAKA WO, KARAKU HAYAKU"
Fate/Extra: "HASHIRE SORI YO, KAZE NO YOU NI, TSUKIMIHARA WO, PADORU PADORU"
The most powerful roaster ever known and very dangerous that they also may become Edgelords if they use edgy roasts. If you have a good roasting skills, you better not make edgy roasts.
It's a very high chance to become an Edgelord with enough edgy roasts.
Person 1: * Roasts a fat kid *
Person 2: Do the edgy one, Roastlord dude.
P1: Na way bro, I'm no Edgelord. At least my Hot Mama roasted his Mom after the arson on his house.
P2: Hol' up.
Literal Try-hards that doesn't have lives rather than blackmailing and sending extortion mails. If you found one that claims your password has been compromised or you PC / Phone was hijacked by them, report the bitcoin address cause they cry like babies when they got arrested.
Person 1: Hey, some Keyboard warrior said my account was hacked.
Person 2: Ignore that Bitcoin Scammer. Report the address instead.
P1: Wait you know all of this?
P2: Yea, they're bluffing. One of them tried to scam me with my old password on his email message. Probably a basement dweller did that.
P1: Thanks.
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The most dangerous variant of a person who makes puns. They're commonly put puns on every joke they want to share.
If your friend is good at making pun jokes and almost everyone laughed on it, it's obviously that they're the Punlord.
The known Punlord of Videogames is Sans from Undertale.
Person 1: Did you drink milk, today?
Person 2: Yes.
P1: Hope you like it a skele-TON!
P2: Hahahaha..... Very funny. You're the best Punlord i've ever met since childhood.
P1: You're welcome.
This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
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